
Dear Captain, from an 8 year old
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Read this book!
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Whats for dinner?
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A new keyboard key
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Biker issues
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When you are gone
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Wanna see a chick with big knockers?
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A Geek's bottle opener
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A woman's computer
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A cheap SUV
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Yes it's a woman
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Whos your daddy?
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Copy this!!
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Mr Paperclip who?
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Microsoft evil Paperclip
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New Windows options
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Suicide note
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Nice parking job
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Free Car Wash
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Seemed like a good idea?
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New Windows pull downs
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More new Pull Downs
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Truck on house, need I say more?
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Your name is what?
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Bad Easter Bunny
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Beer Goggles
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His and Hers garages
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Cheap solution to hands free cell phones
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We are serving chips or pizza?
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What Ralph?
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Damn Microcrap Monopoly
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Where do you wanna go today?
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Winblows NT
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World Domination
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More Winblows
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Nice ad BMW
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Read between the lines
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Crop circles
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Evolution?
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Theyre hereeee
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AOL error
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Barbie got back
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Too much luggage
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Bad mouse
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Wrong place to park
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Bathroom + office =
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Too lazy get more TP
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Just damn cool
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Gangsta Barbie
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Bitch Parking
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How a blonde copies documents
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Maze for a blonde
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Blonde Word Application
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Bearage
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Its not butter, its not glue, its
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Viagra cactus
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TIMBER!!!
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New cat toys(lifesize)
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New Harley
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Cars??
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Cars dont take the subway silly
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And it stays there how?
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Cant blame the tree now
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Kiss my
pumpkin
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New product from Apple - Chiamac
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Cool that food faster
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Clinton DNA
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Now more parking spaces
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How they get there?
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Who makes animal crackers?
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Nice landing
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New Toolbar
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God Flying
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Dancer Barbie
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No fly zone
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Did I fail?
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How to deal drugs
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Nice shirt
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Sit puppy, sit
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Go and shit
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Gothic Barbie
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Hooters sandwich
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Baby food
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My computer and printer
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Every intern needs this
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Barbie got a baby
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Whats missing?
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Get a load of this stoplight
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Custom scooter
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Lil flood
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Captain, " Please dont look right"
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My speed boat
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Hey, we are on the ground right?
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Oh shit key
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All I did was hit the "ANY" key
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Upper management always shits on lil guy
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Addicted to the net?
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Puter and crapper all in one place
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Slut Barbie
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Which one is lifesize?
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My turkey dinner
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See the Titanic can sink and crash still
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The real ending to Titanic
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Small Toolbar
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Transgender Barbie
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Texan limo
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You need a car why?
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Voting for Dummies
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Redneck wind chime
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PC for women
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Cars for women
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Womens' remonte
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Any Key
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Fix for runny nose
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Snowed in planes
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Windows 95
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Cars having sex
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Learn to park lady
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does wet cement mean anything?
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Nice wheels man, pony express?
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Fake, but could happen
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Server room where this site is hosted
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Id never be that hungry
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Nice boot
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Guys nuts (food item)
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Damn we never had a bus like that
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Houston we have a problem
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How real men ski
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More uses for duct tape
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How the $%@ you do that?
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Nice tight spot
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How to overclock a computer
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Yeah I think we can fit
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Burger mobile
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Server for my phone company
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Mac trash
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Dude, why?
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True Marlboro country
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New improved microsoft mouse
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Cellular with options
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Water cooler at work
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New pool toy
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Whole new meaning, work through it
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Overworked mouse
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Damn, cant you read the signs?
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Cant find one, make one
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Look its David Copperfield
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Yet another sucky job
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I want this mailbox
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Fastest way from airport to the beach
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Please be sweet
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HAHA dont park there dorko
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Yes that WAS a police car
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Redneck fishing
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Printer wizard
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A PC and a coffee maker
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Redneck highrise
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Redneck pool
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Idiot proof ballot box
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How roaches relax
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Rock hard PC, Awsome
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New way to achieve airtime
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The lil car that could
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Stuart little doubles
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Rural rest stop
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Tennessee state trooper
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Long umbrella
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Understanding computer Technology
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Where your lost luggage goes
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Winblows (my favorite term)
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Windows default setting
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Windows drag and drop
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Windows install
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Windows utility
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Wooden thing??
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WWW
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Network Problem
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FedEX vs UPS
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How to turn on emotions
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Drunk Pumpkin
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Hot Snow Getting it on
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Cigarette Sex
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I love my blue screen
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Hackers Wheel of Fortune
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Hacking the Gibson for Dummies
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Must have a BIG engine
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Overfilled Car
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Ultimate Speed Trap
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Talk about a Crappy Job
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Its not a Bike
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Lego Rave
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Linux is better
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Future Mobile Microsoft Product
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Only in Hawaii
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Only in Japan
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